Sunday, September 4, 2011

"Think of your cervix as a mini bagel."

We had our first of two 4-hour childbirth classes today, and it was nice to meet some other parents-to-be and get some ideas on natural pain relief, labor positions, etc.

The instructor, P, a lovely woman who's a mother of 9 and grandmother of, well, many, really tried to make everyone feel welcome. She's a little offbeat, and when she was explaining cervical effacement & dilation, said, "Think of your cervix, pre-labor, as a mini bagel. Puckered, a little puffy, and closed up tight." I nearly went into labor right then and there, I laughed so hard.

....I can only imagine what metaphors we'll be treated to next week.

2 comments:

  1. as long as your not afraid of labor, it will be much easier and not as painful. I had a epi with my oldest and it only half took so it hurt like the dickens. But baby 2 and 3 were 100 pain med free. Just relax and breath thru the contraction and your body will tell you what to do. And a side note. Most nurses don't know what "REAL" labor looks like cause almost everyone ends up with a epi and is nice and calm. But "REAL" labor you sweat and get the shakes and most times puke.

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  2. Sooo.... labor turns it into a full on bagel? Is it an everything bagel, or one of those cinnamon rasin ones?

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